Im just search all this thing for my reference when im movin to miri soon. So so..
- Eat Kolok Mee for breakfast lunch and dinner.
- The Rooster is your alarm clock
- Your mum/grandma/auntie grow vegies in the backyard (real organic)
- Eat Kway Cap
- Its hot & humid & did I mention hot?
- Road workers/grass mowers without/minimal safety gear, and roadsigns
- High pot holes per capita
- Eat-Out and Make-Out at Tanjung Lobang... bugs=extra flavouring
- You buy Mike instead of Nike, Funstation instead of Playstation, Wee instead of Wii.
- There are more BATA shops than MacDonalds (Seriously)
- You see kids on bike/running like mad, chasing kites (after a kite battle).
- You go catch snake during work hours
- Wear slippers everywhere, making long annoying striding sound
- no parking rules, eg. you park 3 cars in one parking space.
- Road laws generally not applicable
- You hangout at Boulevard all day
- Chinese New Year Eve is like World War 3
- You speak Hakka.
- You have a 'Wet' and a 'Dry' Kitchen.
- You hear stories of people eaten by crocodile, or big snake.
- You give Bruneian drivers a hard time.
- The fish and meat market smells really bad.
- The topless (male) Chinese butcher sells the best pork....
- ...after buying from the topless (male) Chinese butcher, you eat the curry rice next door, Open Air Style...
- ...and finish off with ice-lemon tea, Teh-O or Kopi-O, or Milo-O
- You put your wallet in your shirt pocket.
- No body wears seat belt in the back seat.
- When passing by a cemetery in a car, you have to duck down.
- You boil your filtered water... twice.
- You Sell or Buy Amway/Direct circle/Cosway products.
- Squatting is an essential skill when using public toilets
- THere is no toilet paper, only a tap with a hose.
- Its still quicker & cheaper to get Bootleg DVD/CDs than to download it.
- You watch Asian Soaps religiously
- You watch Bollywood films, even when you have no no idea what they are saying.
- You have a big-ass Satelite dish in your backyard to receive CNN, ESPN, Star TV and other Chinese Channels... Is that legal??
- You are better at sports barefooted.
- All the school's uniform are the same.
- Teachers beat the crap out of students.
- There are no kerbs! Driving into the drain (lonkang) is a common accident!
- KANCIL = 8 people family car.
- Public (insert a facility here) are badly vandalized
- Buses do not stop. You have to run chase it to get on, and hop off while its moving.
- 'Bug' Scooters is NOT a trendy eco friendly transport.
- Lucky car plate numbers!.. eg. 3099, 1899
- Sports TOTO, 4 digit!
- There is NO disabled carpark, and I can't remember seeing an onramp in shopping centers.
- At night, you hang out at BAR-CO-NEE
- You buy electrical appliances from Cort-Mah-mood.
- You hear a lot of guys crying out for 'JOY!'
- You see Zee rolling down da Pasar in the Pimped up Hilux.
- if u make a police report of your stolen car, cop will ask you, " you pay 2800, i show u where the location of your car, it take 2 days reach here. You pay 5000, we deliver your car to your door in 2 hours." How efficient!
- if u see a car parking at ticket parking lot with its windscreen wiper up, means " don't write me a ticket, i'll be a short while, or i DARE u write me a ticket!!!"
- Road block with traffic violation: more than 4 cops, u get a summon. 2 cops or less, "negotiable".
- High 4wd density
- People swim in the polluted 'Artificial Lake'
- People swim in river, next to the make shift toilet
- Plenty of Kang Kung in the Long Kang
- Curtin University in da Jungle!
- Eating Cendol, Rojak in Lorong 5 Krokop
- Eat Kolok Mee for breakfast lunch and dinner.
- The Rooster is your alarm clock
- Your mum/grandma/auntie grow vegies in the backyard (real organic)
- Eat Kway Cap
- Its hot & humid & did I mention hot?
- Road workers/grass mowers without/minimal safety gear, and roadsigns
- High pot holes per capita
- Eat-Out and Make-Out at Tanjung Lobang... bugs=extra flavouring
- You buy Mike instead of Nike, Funstation instead of Playstation, Wee instead of Wii.
- There are more BATA shops than MacDonalds (Seriously)
- You see kids on bike/running like mad, chasing kites (after a kite battle).
- You go catch snake during work hours
- Wear slippers everywhere, making long annoying striding sound
- no parking rules, eg. you park 3 cars in one parking space.
- Road laws generally not applicable
- You hangout at Boulevard all day
- Chinese New Year Eve is like World War 3
- You speak Hakka.
- You have a 'Wet' and a 'Dry' Kitchen.
- You hear stories of people eaten by crocodile, or big snake.
- You give Bruneian drivers a hard time.
- The fish and meat market smells really bad.
- The topless (male) Chinese butcher sells the best pork....
- ...after buying from the topless (male) Chinese butcher, you eat the curry rice next door, Open Air Style...
- ...and finish off with ice-lemon tea, Teh-O or Kopi-O, or Milo-O
- You put your wallet in your shirt pocket.
- No body wears seat belt in the back seat.
- When passing by a cemetery in a car, you have to duck down.
- You boil your filtered water... twice.
- You Sell or Buy Amway/Direct circle/Cosway products.
- Squatting is an essential skill when using public toilets
- THere is no toilet paper, only a tap with a hose.
- Its still quicker & cheaper to get Bootleg DVD/CDs than to download it.
- You watch Asian Soaps religiously
- You watch Bollywood films, even when you have no no idea what they are saying.
- You have a big-ass Satelite dish in your backyard to receive CNN, ESPN, Star TV and other Chinese Channels... Is that legal??
- You are better at sports barefooted.
- All the school's uniform are the same.
- Teachers beat the crap out of students.
- There are no kerbs! Driving into the drain (lonkang) is a common accident!
- KANCIL = 8 people family car.
- Public (insert a facility here) are badly vandalized
- Buses do not stop. You have to run chase it to get on, and hop off while its moving.
- 'Bug' Scooters is NOT a trendy eco friendly transport.
- Lucky car plate numbers!.. eg. 3099, 1899
- Sports TOTO, 4 digit!
- There is NO disabled carpark, and I can't remember seeing an onramp in shopping centers.
- At night, you hang out at BAR-CO-NEE
- You buy electrical appliances from Cort-Mah-mood.
- You hear a lot of guys crying out for 'JOY!'
- You see Zee rolling down da Pasar in the Pimped up Hilux.
- if u make a police report of your stolen car, cop will ask you, " you pay 2800, i show u where the location of your car, it take 2 days reach here. You pay 5000, we deliver your car to your door in 2 hours." How efficient!
- if u see a car parking at ticket parking lot with its windscreen wiper up, means " don't write me a ticket, i'll be a short while, or i DARE u write me a ticket!!!"
- Road block with traffic violation: more than 4 cops, u get a summon. 2 cops or less, "negotiable".
- High 4wd density
- People swim in the polluted 'Artificial Lake'
- People swim in river, next to the make shift toilet
- Plenty of Kang Kung in the Long Kang
- Curtin University in da Jungle!
- Eating Cendol, Rojak in Lorong 5 Krokop
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dan yang penting..iboh lupak blaja bahasa sarawak bah..lalala
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